danger/u/ is back!

| Can someone explain what this app do? I just was interested in this in Google Play, so I downloaded this. I thought it's kinda dark board where people can communicate with each other. So, what is this app?

| Check out BasedRob on Spotify!

| Remeber that before "we" track you.

| The FBI is watching you all.

| Я Русский!!!!

| I have still to understand how this app works xD

| I am very high I love this place

| Русские есть.

| 好多看不懂的东西，好像很有意思

| Русские есть ?

| Se quee nadie habla espanol asi que aprovecho a que nadie habla espanol y pues pewdipie se la come toda xd lmao Bye bye

| Welcome to the club buddy *slap*

| Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaat thhhe heeeell

| Omgogmogmgogmg bless

| what's going on? just love the aestheticness and vaporwave oo

| What on Earth is this,,,,

| what with all the emojis >,>

| По моему тут происходит пиздец, но я не из Англии хз что тут происходит

| I like penis, hbu?

| I prefer a glass of bleach. Refreshens me.

| *hands over a wine glass

| Can i please get a succ

| Passem no meu canal no YouTube

| The title is a lie ;-;

| I would remove more kebabs! Kebab doesn't belong in this country! Remove! REMOVE! MASS GENOCIDE.

| What will your reaction be if burgs were to be removed?

| The secret that keeps burgs fresh will never be revieled

| I was planning to remove two of my most recent kebabs, but now that danger/u/ is down how do you plan to keep your burgs fresh while removing

| So we finally move on

| Remove kebab, remove all kebabs! Remove! REMOVE! Kebab must be removed! My mission is to remove kebabs! 1 kebab! 2 kebabs! 3 kebabs! Remove all kebabs! Kebab must be wiped from the face of the Earth! Remove! REMOVE! Kick the kebabs out of Europe! Kick the kebabs out of America! Kebabs belong in Kebabland, not in Burgerland and Pastaland! R E M O V E K E B A B

| I do know that fixing all that stuff is hard work, but gah I just want my danger/u/ already. Life just hasn't been the same since it went down.

| Now, where were we?

| If you only visit /v/, that's the reason you don't know what's happening. They've been in most of the boards spamming something from /new/

| Wait, there was spammers? The only spam I saw was the Redmond Report thing at /v/ and I think that wasn't intentional.

| They're fixing it because of the spammers.

| I believe they just closed it down momentarily to fix the problem where threads from /new/ go to /v/.

| Hardware ban would be fun

| I think a public execution would be more fitting.

| Maybe IP bans for spammers?

| Its gone again. How many times do they do technical work :(( probably gonna lose popularity bc of it.

| Not this shit again

| Great job my spammer friends mission accomplished.

| And now it's gone again. Fuck!

| Good luck again! Hope to see Danger/u/ back soon.

| Excuse me admins but we are getting spammed again

| Your mother is actually male

| by the way traps are gay

| I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip

| Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?

| Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too.

| GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL. PRAISE THE EMPEROR BATTLE BROTHER

| Hello from Russia!

| I want to marry prefetcher!

| thanks @A_Soulless_Cake, I'll make sure to pick it up on steam soon 😀

| Yes! I don't think there is much else you're missing @n3wb, but do check out the game that this is based on, VA-11 Hall-A!

| aye all, anyone care to give me some deets on what exactly this is? app looked cool, as far as I can make it out: it's based off a video-game, right? anything else I'm missing?

| Glad to hear! Also the FBI lmao.

| Also, what's the 'FBI ceased' thing? I'm confused, unless that's what it seems

| And just to see that this chat is unexpectedly active... This is gonna be fun from now on :3

| Lolol And well same this app made me noticed the game.

| I love you guys for making this app. I wanna headpatt and hug u gays no homo or maybe homo whatever nice work

| Any chance we can get a few more boards? Like a general conversation one, maybe advice? I feel like there's a wealth of things to discuss with each other. Idunno, just a thought. Either way, good job Dev!