Due to better communication, and rationing plans, Nomnoms stores across Glitch City promise not to make a repeat of last year's MEGAValentines day chocolate shortages, which saw fighting, breakups, two small riots, and twenty-eight assault cases over the sweet stuff.  Still considered a luxury item by many, this one day of the year sees people spending up to 25% of their monthly income on chocolate for their loved ones. With the increasing number of lilim being sent to Glitch City, how are the retail providers planning to cope with this year's stress?
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"First, I want to absolutely put end to rumor that we cut chocolate with Synthlate.  Our product is 100% pure.  Only pure. Despite the slandarous words of our opponents,  our incresed productivity is from planning. Planning and our sources. The buffoons at [REDACTED] sell openly at a cheaper price all year. They have no mind for business! We have rationed and worked very very hard to supply you on this, most important of holliday." - Nomnoms Owner, Petyr Tsolkov.
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We inquired Mr. Tsolkov about rumors of racketteering and black market suppliers but he refused to comment.  Regardless, Glitch City can expect that today will be at least a little sweeter.