Phoenix Corps Arrest Three For Murder of Petyr Tsolkov
By Ast Onok
Six days ago, we brought you the story of Petyr Tsolkov, the President of Nomnoms Confectionary, and how his smart business strategieswere preventing another MEGAvalentines day chocolate shortage.  Mere hours later, the area was cordoned off by Phoenix Corps as Tsolkov was found dead. AS if the situation were not grim enough, Phoenix Corps has now arrested three men and have charged them with first degree murder, conspiracy, and hoverboarding illegally. 



The men, whos identities are being witheld "until the investigation is complete" are all identified as being an 18-year-old hybrid man, a 20-year-old cat-boomer neutral, and a 17-year-old hybrid man.  Phoenix Corps would not speak to their motives, but did mention that it is possible that they were memebers of the radical anti-natural group, FURst. 



Any persons with any information relating to the events of the 14th are asked to contact Phoenix Corps.
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Author: Anonymous, Date: 2023-09-12 16:35:39 -0400
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Author: Meow, Date: 2023-09-12 16:35:34 -0400
| Meow
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2022-06-28 11:41:25 -0400
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Author: leggo my eggo, Date: 2020-09-02 04:13:23 -0400
| 20-year-old cat boomer?? ((;ꏿ_ꏿ;))
Author: Len-IN , Date: 2020-04-11 07:32:26 -0400
| It's strange
Author: Judas, Date: 2020-01-16 20:38:38 -0500
| What
Author: yourlove, Date: 2019-12-28 06:50:33 -0500
| (●’◡’●)ﾉ
Author: KatielilieKaren, Date: 2019-06-21 08:30:49 -0400
| What the hell? I think this is ExtraGay
Author: VectorX, Date: 2019-01-15 07:02:20 -0500
| Wandering between chocolate and the dentist
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2018-05-10 19:34:07 -0400
| Yes this is #important
Author: Parzival , Date: 2018-04-26 16:47:50 -0400
| What dis boi
Author: Parzival , Date: 2018-04-26 16:47:19 -0400
| Yo
Author: Лаго, Date: 2018-04-11 15:41:10 -0400
| Рпа
Author: Росп, Date: 2018-04-11 15:41:03 -0400
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Author: Кирилл, Date: 2018-04-11 15:40:47 -0400
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Author: Bob, Date: 2018-04-11 01:23:24 -0400
| I need to see the execution
Author: Gorp, Date: 2018-04-11 01:21:22 -0400
| Dang
Author: J, Date: 2018-03-23 22:20:07 -0400
| Whats this placet
Author: Jesus, Date: 2018-01-12 16:25:04 -0500
| Love u guys
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2018-01-04 04:26:40 -0500
| Yum yum
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-12-20 18:35:38 -0500
| Lol
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-12-03 11:50:06 -0500
| I am the murderer
Author: Sup , Date: 2017-03-28 13:08:12 -0400
| Bitches
Author: Jin-senpai, Date: 2017-03-28 06:35:21 -0400
| Oh boy
Author: Ether, Date: 2017-03-27 10:26:39 -0400
| Anti-Natural?
Glad I'm safe
Author: Yandere1, Date: 2017-03-19 00:43:46 -0400
| As long as senpai isnt hurt im ok with this
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-03-12 17:27:54 -0400
| :v
Author: Hoho, Date: 2017-03-11 06:02:23 -0500
| Gee, chocolate is life
Author: Tony, Date: 2017-03-10 05:08:18 -0500
| That's the power of love!
Author: Buttnutts, Date: 2017-03-10 01:28:09 -0500
| I hope that choco was chaotic evil
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-03-06 23:54:54 -0500
| Wonder if they also raided the chocolate storage.
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-03-02 13:34:32 -0500
| 1Z
Author: Damiyo, Date: 2017-02-24 01:45:47 -0500
| If I had access to a hoverboard no law would be able to stop me
Author: catboi, Date: 2017-02-24 01:17:05 -0500
| it's not me, and i'm not neutral either
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-02-23 23:50:56 -0500
| Why the hell would some aug junkies hit a chocolate maker? Makes no sense.
Author: Technophobic , Date: 2017-02-21 04:47:16 -0500
| Can't wait to see their execution. Hopefully streamed live.
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-02-21 02:03:16 -0500
| > illegal hoverboarding
where can I sign up
Author: Anonymous, Date: 2017-02-21 01:13:31 -0500
| Pet
Author: ten year veteran, Date: 2017-02-20 18:36:05 -0500
| >a 20-year-old cat-boomer neutral
rip catboi, press pet to pay respects